Woman invents lucrative side hustle she calls “Rent and Ditch, Don’t You Snitch!”
“I was fixin to save a few green backs on a trip out west, to the golden coast!” Woman exclaims. “I was watchin reruns of Happy Days when it hit me like a ton of bricks, bam! Why save money when I can make money?! Those beach bums can’t tell a cabinet from a coconut! Here’s the deal you see, you keep this a secret. No snitchin!”
Woman raises fist.
“It’s so simple, it’s genius. You see, you rent a car from person A… and sell it to person B! Boom! It’s what the I-talions call “arbitrages”. Do this enough times and bingo bango, you’re rich! Retire on the beach with two TVs”.
Woman holds up two fingers on each hand and begins to repeatedly yell “not guilty!”
