My personal favorite hustle and REALLY the most honest approach to getting money from other people is begging for it! I pull out all the stops, I don’t forget nothin! I don’t shower, I borrow my friend’s kids, I borrow my friend’s dog, I even roll around in the dirt!”
Overaly excited man points to the ground.
“When I’m begging, I’m honest. I want you to give me your money and there’s no cheap piece of plastic product between you and me in THIS process. Mano a Mano! And there are so many ways to do it.”
Overly excited man puts hand up and begins to count on his fingers.
“You can beg on the streets. You can beg online. In fact, no venue is off limits when you have no shame and your eye on the prize! And you need to think bigger than your local laundry mat! Think joyous occasions like graduations, weddings, retirement parties! There really is all the money to be had and all the places to get it! It is a wonderous world we live in these days!”
Overly excited man claps, points fingers to the sky and then grabs his old coffee can and starts limping.
