Despite only completing about 20% of the work, this contractor packed up his gear and left the job site right after the check cleared!
“I may have left the job a little unfinished, but I put 110% of my heart into what I did finish” says this carefree contractor, living life with no regrets. “I’ve been doin this for years. The trick is I write my own reviews. I usually give myself 5 stars but sometimes I give myself 4 stars to throw off the scent. You can never be too careful these days. Lots of scammers out there!”
When questioned further about stealing from a little old lady this contractor told me about life.
“When I die, I want to be remembered for all the good I did, not the bad. I know my reviews will be good, but I don’t know about my legacy. What I do know is it’s all about who gets the last word in! And guess who’s going to be at that little old lady’s funeral defending my honor? None other but Me!”
Carefree contractor motions to himself with both thumbs.
“You can’t just hire someone off the street to defend your honor! You have to be there yourself to make sure all goes as planned.”
