“We are not a family!” Yells Janet, an employee recently asked to work over her birthday weekend. My family would never ask me to do something like this. In fact my family doesn’t ask me to do anything. Unbeknownst to Janet’s coworkers, Janet is an orphan who never met her family so every time she yells during meetings about her family she is telling the truth. Although Janet’s constant outbursts can be infuriating to coworkers they put up with it because Janet identifies as a scarecrow and is therefore part of the protected class. An elite some would say.
