“I thought it was just a saying!” screams crying 40 year old. “My Mom always just says things and I don’t know what to believe and what to not believe. But seriously, how are you supposed to tuck a fish into bed at night if they have to be in water?! Riddle me that news reporter! I don’t have a water bed. That costs like a kagillion dollars! I can’t afford that on my allowance! Maybe if there weren’t so many homeless people taking all the money from the government I could have enough money to buy water furniture. Do I really have to solve the homelessness to have a fish?! Ugh! Why is life so tough on me?!
What advise do you have for this man struggling to keep his fish alive?