“This really is a great place to live” states enlightened organ harvester. “And now that I’ve discovered Pokémon trading cards, it’s also a very safe place to raise a family. I come from a long line of organ harvesters and we had to move a lot when I was younger, but now that everyone loves crime shows, I can stay in one place practically forever. Well, until I don’t have anymore neighbors!”
Enlightened organ harvester lets out a big laugh and takes a sip of what appears to be fruit punch.
“I’ve been harvesting my neighbor’s organs for years. They practically beg me to do it! Every year, at the neighborhood Friendsgiving, they sign me up to bring my signature eggnog which is loaded with drugs! Uppers, downers, don’t remembers, you name it! And every year a neighbor mysteriously moves out of the neighborhood that same night! It’s a big joke in the neighborhood. There’s a betting pool and everything! I always bet on myself to throw off any suspicion, but I think they know.”
Enlightened organ harvester points out the window at neighbors walking by.
