“I just want to watch my shows, I’ve always watched my shows, what’s changed Linda?!” asks Jakey.
“First of all, don’t call me Linda, I am your Mother. Secondly, you have legally removed yourself from our family and you need to leave” says Jakey’s Mom.
“That’s not how this works LINDA! You must provide me the same lifestyle I was accustomed to as part of this family. Have you even ever seen the news?” yells Jakey from under his blanket fort in the living room.
“Provide you the same lifestyle?… That’s what happens when a married couple gets divorced. You’ve never been married Jakey. You’ve never even had a girlfriend” Jakey’s Mom explains.
“I have too. Remember Sheila?!” Screams Jakey.
“All too well! Sheila was a grown man trying to lure you into a trailer in the woods!” yells Jakey’s Mom.
“We were going to play scrabble! You ruined that! You ruin everything!” Jake screams while crying into a pillow.
This went on for several hours until Jakey finally fell asleep, alone, in his blanket fort.
