New life has been given to the one, true meme coin…
Doge Coin!
“That cute little puppers is going to be my salvation!” exclaims divorced, single Dad whose kids won’t speak to him. “No one believed me in 2013 when I lost it all betting on alt coins, but my time has come! You see, I was an early adopter, a visionary if you will, but no one had faith in me. Not my wife, she left with my cousin, her second cousin if we’re keeping track. Not my kids, they won’t speak to me. Not my boss, he fired me. Not even my parents, they make me sleep in the shed next to the barn. It stinks!”
A hopeful expression can be seen on the divorced, single, early adopter Dad’s face.
“I won’t be living in that shed too much longer. No sir! My time is here. I only with I had a few more Doge Coins to rub in all their faces! The great messiah, Mr. Elon Musk, has returned just as the prophecy predicted!”
When questioned about “the prophecy”, the divorced, single, early adopter Dad quickly changed the subject.
“I ain’t no scholar! I don’t read those fancy books in those fancy book houses. I’m an honest man trying to get rich quick, have a super model wife who respects me and my goats, and have a mansion house up on a hill! Just like my Grand Pappy!”
The divorced, single, early adopter Dad abruptly ends the interview and skips back to his shed where he stares contently at coin market cap dot com.
