“How do you even call this thing a robot?” asks extremely disappointed consumer. “This thing can’t even get under the refrigerator! I was on the phone with customer service for like 7 hours before I actually spoke to a real person and can you guess what they told me?! They said the robot can’t lift furniture! How is it supposed to clean the whole house if it can’t move the furniture around? What a scam! I paid like $100 hard earned dollars for this POS! I missed my rent payment to buy this! I haven’t paid child support in over a year trying to build a better life for me and my emotional support doll named Randy. Randy is a girl’s name too! Don’t you tell me it’s not! Me and my family of animatronic barbie dolls are gonna show you! We’re gonna make a tik tok and do all these dances and get rich quick! All I need are a few people who believe in my dream and can give me some money while I build my robot family and my dream. Can you spare a few dollars for the future?”
This reporter cannot but if you’d like to donate, please visit this gofundme and please, please provide some pointers below on how to build the best robot family an estranged man could ask for.
