“Look, I was in there for a whole 30 minutes and nothing changed! I’ve still got this belly and these kankles. They don’t make socks for people like me! This place is a total scam and I’ve made it my priority in life to inform the public. They need to know! And don’t worry about me, it’s not about the money, it’s about the principal. Promises made but promises not kept!” Screamed a teary-eyed Benjamin.
Gym employees don’t understand what Benjamin expected from standing next to a treadmill for a half hour, staring at the women in the gym.
“He creeped everyone out and then started pointing at his belly and screaming about promises not kept” explained one employee.
“He’s been out there eating cheesy puffs every single day this week. He’s here when I get to work and here when I leave. If he’d spent half that time in the gym, he’d probably have some results by now” said another employee.
The gym manager says he puts up with Benjamin because “Benjamin’s Mom is a hottie. And you can quote me on that”
