“Where’s my lambo?” asks John, a man new to Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. You see, John purchased $100 worth of Bitcoin Monday morning and finds himself still working Monday afternoon. “What kind of scam is this?” John ponders as he feels the weight of his soul crushing corporate accounting job crush his hopes for the future. John has been the willing victim of many pyramid schemes over the years. His family no longer calls. John has tried to dupe everyone he has met and now finds himself duped once again. “Where is my super model girlfriend” John asks as he watches the value of his tiny percentage of Bitcoin drop through the floor. Poor John.
