“Get over here and push me! I pay your salary!” demands entitled customer.
“Well look who’s here again. If it isn’t everyone’s favorite non-customer. Don’t you have anything better to do on a Monday afternoon?” asks hardware store manager.
“Who are you calling a non-customer? I buy things. I pay your salary! Now push me!” yells entitled, non-customer.
“You’ve come in here hundreds of times and you’ve only ever bought anything one time, two flashlights on clearance which you tried to return for full price a week later” replies hardware store manager.
“It’s called working the system. I’m a hustler! You got hustled!” yells entitled, non-customer and self-described hustler.
“We didn’t return your flashlights. They were broken. You ended up with no flashlights and no money. You got hustled” explains hardware store manager.
Anger takes hold of the visibly confused, entitled, non-customer who is now, for the first time, realizing he did in fact get hustled. He begins to yell incoherently in the direction of the hardware store manager. He starts to jump up and down on the shopping cart he has so patiently been sitting on for the past two and a half hours.
“I just want someone to push me around the store while I make my first Tik Tok video! I don’t have any friends and I don’t have a daddy to help me understand things!” shouts the entitled, non-customer who got hustled at the hardware store.
A local homeless man stumbles into the hardware store and taps the entitled, non-customer who got hustled at the hardware store on the shoulder and says “I’ll push you around the store, son. I never had any kids. You can come live with me.”
