“Freak off parties and auto tune are my ticket to fame! Really a no brainer when you think about it” says self described “teeny bopper”. “I mean really think about it, P Diddy and millions or Prince Andrew and shame? That’s life summed up in a nutshell. Heck, the Biebs even got some semi alone time with J. Lo. I mean, are you serious?! Where do I freakin’ volunteer?! Ugh, Free Diddy! It’s my ticket to fame!”
“He’s got to go visit that Mr. Sean Diddy Combs in jail” explains teeny bopper’s Mom. “He’s got to show me, the fam back home and America he is serious about music. I support him and will sign over custodial rights to my 43, sorry, I mean 14 year old son. If Justin Biebers Mom did it, why can’t I?!”
Teeny bopper’s Mom leans in and whispers “And just between you, me and the birds. I’m tired of shaving my legs and working at the massage parlor! I want to go to Hollywood!”
