Vegan is nearly pulled into escalator at the local mall. “I’m not sure what happened. I was kneeling down, apologizing to the black man on the escalator in front of me and my man bun got caught between the escalator steps” explained the self-proclaimed “white devil”. “What would have been an absolute scene of horror was avoided because I was wearing a wig. You see, I’m a bald man and a sinner”.
